my nigerian scammer
august 17th, 2004
(13:26:13) bar_nwaezirim: hi (13:26:59) Firefighter Blu3: hi (13:29:47) bar_nwaezirim: mr David Ford (13:29:59) bar_nwaezirim: ? (13:30:04) Firefighter Blu3: yep, that’s me (13:30:24) bar_nwaezirim: ok (13:30:27) bar_nwaezirim: niceto meet utoday (13:30:33) bar_nwaezirim: iam barrister mark (13:30:44) Firefighter Blu3: howdy (13:31:06) bar_nwaezirim: an attorney to the late willy Bubenik (13:31:17) bar_nwaezirim: whowasa nationality of usa (13:31:24) bar_nwaezirim: but working in nigeria (13:31:48) bar_nwaezirim: I wish to notify you that late Engr.Willy Bubenik made you a beneficiary to his will. He left the sum of Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars (US$750, 000)to you in the codicil and last testament to his will (13:31:54) Firefighter Blu3: bwahahahahahahah (13:32:03) Firefighter Blu3: this is going on my website (13:32:15) bar_nwaezirim: Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerousfriends abroad who wished you good (13:32:32) Firefighter Blu3: loser (13:33:41) bar_nwaezirim: why thati ma just doing my work ok (13:35:08) bar_nwaezirim: so telling u about ur money has turned a crime right? (13:35:39) Firefighter Blu3: dude, unless you’re living under a rock, everyone knows about this stupid scam (13:38:46) Firefighter Blu3: tell me (13:38:59) Firefighter Blu3: what possesses you to do this sort of stuff? (13:39:01) bar_nwaezirim: what (13:39:10) bar_nwaezirim: i tried opening ur file (13:39:16) bar_nwaezirim: but could not open (13:39:32) Firefighter Blu3: it’s just my buddy icon (13:40:08) bar_nwaezirim: i dont understand (13:40:20) Firefighter Blu3: gimme a break :P (13:40:21) bar_nwaezirim: so what do u want me to tell u (13:40:48) bar_nwaezirim: ok (13:40:52) Firefighter Blu3: i’m just amazed. why would you try to do this sort of stuff, the nigerian money stuff? (13:40:53) bar_nwaezirim: waiting for u (13:41:20) Firefighter Blu3: what is your inspiration, your motivation. is it purely greed? (13:41:22) bar_nwaezirim: ok (13:41:29) bar_nwaezirim: lets be truth ful (13:41:39) bar_nwaezirim: my case is very diffrent ok (13:41:42) Firefighter Blu3: or are you just trying to find how many people are that gullible? (13:41:56) Firefighter Blu3: ok. i’m listening (13:41:58) bar_nwaezirim: i am from a very poor home (13:42:11) bar_nwaezirim: i dont have anymeans of getting money (13:42:26) bar_nwaezirim: lets just forget about what happened nwo (13:42:31) bar_nwaezirim: now (13:42:40) Firefighter Blu3: so you lower yourself to bilking people... (13:42:44) bar_nwaezirim: and talk of some thing good to our selfsa (13:42:51) Firefighter Blu3: ok (13:42:55) Firefighter Blu3: change the subject then (13:42:58) Firefighter Blu3: pick something else (13:43:07) bar_nwaezirim: noi have not done it before (13:43:15) bar_nwaezirim: this should be my first time (13:43:39) bar_nwaezirim: ok (13:43:47) Firefighter Blu3: try and make it your last time, ’k (13:43:51) bar_nwaezirim: so can we be friends (13:43:58) bar_nwaezirim: / (13:44:01) Firefighter Blu3: that’s questionable (13:44:14) bar_nwaezirim: ? (13:44:28) Firefighter Blu3: i have to say that this is the first time someone has tried to be friends with me after attempting to run me through a scam (13:44:50) bar_nwaezirim: yes (13:45:00) bar_nwaezirim: people are very diffremt (13:45:07) Firefighter Blu3: yes, they are. (13:45:08) bar_nwaezirim: ok (13:45:15) bar_nwaezirim: so u dont have to judge mefrommy past (13:45:28) Firefighter Blu3: me, i’m a firefighter and emt. i help people. that’s the kind of guy that i am. (13:45:45) Firefighter Blu3: you’ve got a second chance to make a better impression (13:45:51) bar_nwaezirim: thank u very much (13:46:01) bar_nwaezirim: ok (13:46:11) bar_nwaezirim: nicetomeet u (13:46:18) bar_nwaezirim: i am verygreatful (13:46:19) Firefighter Blu3: i’m david (13:46:26) bar_nwaezirim: sorry forwhat happened (13:46:34) bar_nwaezirim: ii apologise (13:46:38) Firefighter Blu3: apology accepted (13:47:08) bar_nwaezirim: thanksverymuch (13:47:18) bar_nwaezirim: soplz (13:47:19) Firefighter Blu3: so what have you tried for jobs? (13:47:37) bar_nwaezirim: i reallyneed help i amjobless (13:47:41) Firefighter Blu3: i came from a poor family too. i made my own way with nothing in my pocket and the shirt on my back. (13:47:48) bar_nwaezirim: my good friend (13:47:55) bar_nwaezirim: idont likethis that i am doing (13:48:15) bar_nwaezirim: my parents are poor (13:48:24) Firefighter Blu3: so don’t do it. do something morally upstanding. (13:48:43) Firefighter Blu3: ok. what kinds of jobs are around you? (13:48:52) Firefighter Blu3: what stops you from getting a regular job? (13:49:53) bar_nwaezirim: my country isvery hard (13:50:04) Firefighter Blu3: every country has it’s poor. (13:50:11) bar_nwaezirim: plz canu help me out (13:50:29) bar_nwaezirim: i know (13:50:36) bar_nwaezirim: butvery very difficult here (13:50:41) Firefighter Blu3: what country is your country? (13:51:07) bar_nwaezirim: nigeria (13:51:23) bar_nwaezirim: but i am from chard (13:51:32) bar_nwaezirim: ireside in nigeria (13:51:34) Firefighter Blu3: pardon me if i take that with a bit of disbelief (13:52:06) bar_nwaezirim: no i ma telling u the truth (13:52:13) bar_nwaezirim: so plz (13:52:20) bar_nwaezirim: help me if u could (13:52:30) bar_nwaezirim: iam begging (13:53:12) Firefighter Blu3: ok.. (13:53:38) Firefighter Blu3: look at my webpage and tell me if you think that i’m in a position to help you much. http://blue-labs.org/~david/index.php (13:53:49) Firefighter Blu3: i’m a volunteer firefighter (13:53:53) bar_nwaezirim: can u send memoney to start a newlife (13:54:29) bar_nwaezirim: andi promisei will ever remain greatful t u (13:54:36) bar_nwaezirim: plz (13:54:40) Firefighter Blu3: look. i thought we were gonna talk about other stuff (13:55:03) bar_nwaezirim: plz (13:55:17) bar_nwaezirim: iont have that is why u see me doing all this shit (13:56:41) bar_nwaezirim: hello (13:56:48) bar_nwaezirim: are u still there (13:56:56) bar_nwaezirim: ? (13:57:35) Firefighter Blu3: yep. (13:58:24) bar_nwaezirim: socanuhelp me? (13:58:32) bar_nwaezirim: can u help ? (13:58:39) bar_nwaezirim: plz (13:58:46) bar_nwaezirim: just any thing u can give (13:59:44) Firefighter Blu3: if all you’re gonna do is beg me for money, leave me alone (14:00:05) bar_nwaezirim: not that (14:00:14) bar_nwaezirim: but how canu help me be ok (14:03:12) bar_nwaezirim: tell me (14:03:22) bar_nwaezirim: can uhelpmetocome over tourcountry? (14:05:25) Firefighter Blu3: how could i help you? (14:08:35) bar_nwaezirim: hello (14:08:39) bar_nwaezirim: are u stillthere (14:08:43) : Buzz!! (14:09:20) Firefighter Blu3: i'm scrubbing out the shower