i never!

(_) i never have been drunk
(x) i never have smoked pot
(x) i never kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) i never kissed a member of the same sex
(x) i never crashed a friend’s car
(x) i never been to japan
(_) i never rode in a taxi
(_) i never had anal sex
(_) i never have been in love
(_) i never had sex
(x) i never had sex in public
(_) i never have been dumped
(_) i never shoplifted
(x) i never have been fired
(x) i never been in a fist fight
(_) i never had a threesome
(_) i never snuck out of my parent's house
(x) i never been tied up (sexually)
(x) i never been caught masturbating
(x) i never pissed on myself
(_) i never had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) i never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(x) i never been arrested
(x) i never made out with a stranger
(x) i never stole something from my job
(x) i never celebrated new years in time square
(x) i never went on a blind date
(_) i never lied to a friend
(x) i never had a crush on a teacher
(x) i never celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(x) i never been to europe
(x) i never skipped school
(x) i never slept with a co-worker
(x) i never have been fisted and/or have never fisted anyone
(x) i never have thrown up in a bar
(x) i never lied in order to have sex with someone
(_) i never have seen the original star wars movies
(x) i never have been snowboarding